Hey goobers. I won Ani DiFranco tickets on Ebay for cheap. She’s playing tonight at the Kent Stage. I could only find one person to go with me – someone unfamiliar with her music! Whatever! This will be a life-affirming experience. I grew up in small town Ohio. Had I not listened to Ani throughout middle school, I might have turned out to be a conservative soccer mom. Really! Just finished braiding my armpit hair, so I’m good to go.