My moped hatred has officially been validated by Bike Snob. This is life-affirming.
Today’s post says:
On the way we stopped to eat, only to find some hipster’s moped parked at a bike rack:
I’d have surreptitiously removed the spark plug and dropped it down a storm drain if I thought it was possible to get that close to a moped motor without laughing hard enough to give me away.
Everything Bike Snob says is gospel. Suck it, haters.
xoxo,
krissie, your neighborhood crabby lady






Love mopeds. Would have one if I wouldn’t look like a manatee on it.
Or maybe it’s scooters I love? Is there a difference?