So there is this little thing coming up next week called ELECTION DAY. And despite my issues with President Obama, let me just say: IF PEOPLE LIKE MITTENS “CHEATERS” ROMNEY, PAUL “BRO-SKI” RYAN, AND JOSH “WASHINGTON SPEAK” MANDEL GET INTO OFFICE, WE ARE ALL FREAKING DOOMED.
SO EVERYONE, GET OFF YOUR BUTTS AND GO CANVASSING THIS WEEKEND.
IT’S FREAKING EASY.
Do one three-hour shift this weekend. I think the East Side Cleveland neighborhoods need volunteers pretty desperately. GO, RSVP, AND SHOW UP. Because if this election doesn’t swing our way, and you didn’t do anything to stop it, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL GUILTY.
I’ll be in West-Central Ohio, risking my life by advocating for a Black Democrat as President, but THIS IS A SACRIFICE I AM VERY WILLING TO MAKE!
KRISSIE “JUST DO IT” WELLS